- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Knock knock Come In.......

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Mitt Romney.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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