Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

what's red and blue? your heart

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

What's better than sex? Nothing

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

Sorry boss

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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