roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Blarg

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Yo daddy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Vagina ass.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

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