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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What is the difference between a duck?

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Are you a human?

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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