A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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