- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

Sorry boss

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

what colour is a frog green you idiot

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