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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

An Asian walks out of the library.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

How did th-A fridge.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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