What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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