knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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