Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Are you a human?

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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