a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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black people

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Spread the net.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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