Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Wheelchair high jump

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did I get raped

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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