What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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