- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

whats 2+2? 4

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Knock Knock Come in

How did the girl die? 25.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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