What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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i'm not gay

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Anti Joke

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