- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

My mom caught me masturbating.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

What's better than sex? Nothing

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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