- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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