What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

Black people. They are so kind.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why? Because!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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