what's red and blue? your heart

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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If you are my friend like it!

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Which one is hardest?

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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