Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why did I get raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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