If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A black guy with his family.

A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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