- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

I'm gay. No homo.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Civil Rights.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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