Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

WNBA

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

#scabbers

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Wats a joke?

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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