- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Sorry boss

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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