- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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