Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Doorbell salesman.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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