- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

a man walks into horse bar

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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