Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Do you know what they say? Words

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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