How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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T-Dog scare me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Reed is poopin

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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hello

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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