- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Ham sandwich

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Mitt Romney.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

I'm gay. No homo.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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