- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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