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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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