natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

this is a joke

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

No. Yes.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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