Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Reed is poopin

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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