- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

i love huge wieners.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Farts smell bad!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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