What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Dubstep < Music

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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