What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

I like to eat people

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

I have a crush on my dad.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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