What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Alex Eggbert

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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