- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

2 women were sitting quietly

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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