How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

knock, knock. come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

womens rights to vote

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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