- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Dancing Potatoe!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Spread the net.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

God bless America, and no where else.

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