How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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fack me!

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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hey

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A child with cancer grows up.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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