An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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hi

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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