What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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