- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

I tell an anti joke!.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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