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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Take my wife- to the store.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

2 women were sitting quietly

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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