- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Farts smell bad!

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What number comes after 29? 30.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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