why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Justin Beiber

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Yo daddy!

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Facebook...

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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