- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

How did th-A fridge.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

I am on a escalator.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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