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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.