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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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