- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

black people

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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