- Anti Joke

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I like to eat people