- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Are you a human?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Justin Beiber

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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