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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Knock Knock. Come in.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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