is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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I'm a like whore

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Poop

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