- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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