- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

PENlS.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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