- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Wade's the father

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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