Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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I'm banging your sister.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Potato.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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