Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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