- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did th-A fridge.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

I tell an anti joke!.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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