- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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