Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Anti-joke.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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