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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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