- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I like to eat people

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

your a towel.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

hi

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Alex Eggbert

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Civil Rights.

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