What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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