What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Anti-joke.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Facebook...

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Video Games

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MICHAEL

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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