Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

I hate blackniggers

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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