why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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