Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Civil Rights.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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No it isn't.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Anti Joke

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