Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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