A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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i'm not gay

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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