- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

marshal sterio had sex

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Penis-Pump

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

I tell an anti joke!.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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