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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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