- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

black people

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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