- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

I tell an anti joke!.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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