Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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I like pom

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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kiss me?

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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