What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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minecraft

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Hashtag

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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2 women were sitting quietly

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Weiner

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Yo daddy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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