a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

How did th-A fridge.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Hearpin my durp

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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