Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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