do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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