What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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