guess what? chicken butt.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Women's sports

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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marshal sterio had sex

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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