Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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why?

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Women's Rights.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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