What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Knock knock. Come in.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Garry Glitters on here

Nice weather we're having.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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