What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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...NO.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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