Alex Eggbert

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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