Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Ha

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Thanks

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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I like to eat people

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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