What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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