-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Potato

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Anti Joke

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