Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

can't wait until the baby boomers die

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Anti Joke

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