- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What did the clock say? The time.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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