- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what do you call a black man named mike

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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