What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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