What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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verry nice how mUCH?

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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