- Anti Joke

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

My butt!!!!!!!!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Knock knock. Death.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Video Games

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Knock knock Come In.......

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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