- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

asparagus

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

i'm not gay

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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