What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Christians pornstars.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Which one is hardest?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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