What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Toaster

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Ham sandwich

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Anti Joke

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