- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Your mother is a man.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Blarg

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

motley crew

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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