Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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PUDDING

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Justin Beiber

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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