That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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LOL May Wong

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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