- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I have a crush on my dad.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

hi

No it isn't.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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