- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

The penn state football administration

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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