Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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asian, do math

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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kiss me?

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