What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Blarg

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Yo daddy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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women's rights

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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