What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

How old are you? 20

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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