Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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