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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did I get raped

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

What's better than sex? Nothing

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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