A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Cancer.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Black People.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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hey bill!

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You have cancer

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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