A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Potato

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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