- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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