Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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women's rights.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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1+1 =? Too

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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I like to eat people

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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