- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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