- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Dancing Potatoe!

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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