- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

a man walks into horse bar

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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