- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

haha, you're an orphan

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

24!

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

So a black man hails a taxi...

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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