- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

I tell an anti joke!.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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