- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Women's Rights.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

haha, you're an orphan

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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