My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

I can Nazi

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

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