What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Chicken

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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