Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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This site is easy to upload to...

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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