- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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