- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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whats 2+2? 4

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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