knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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whats brown? poop.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Black History Month

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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