- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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