what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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