A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

I have a crush on my dad.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

I like to eat people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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