If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

womens rights to vote

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

My butt!!!!!!!!

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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