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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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