- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Knock Knock Come in

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

what do you call a black man named mike

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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