Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

No it isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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