- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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