What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

How did th-A fridge.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Dick spice

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A russian gives away vodka.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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