Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Girls Basketball.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Black People.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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who is awesome? no one...

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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