- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Civil Rights.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Wats a joke?

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

The weels on the bus go...flat

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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