whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Reed is poopin

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Poop

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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