What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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I like pom

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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kiss me?

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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