- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Women's rights.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Comedy.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

A jew go out of a bar

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