- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

I like to eat people

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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