- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

No it isn't.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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