what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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