- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

fack me!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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