Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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:O + :P = 69

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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