What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

what's red and blue? your heart

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

If you are my friend like it!

What's better than sex? Nothing

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Which one is hardest?

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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