Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What's a small person? A midget

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

:O + :P = 69

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

A blind man walks into a bar

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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