If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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