Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Ouch.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Anti Joke

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