- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

So. The gays. ...

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Nice weather we're having.

68 :)

LOL May Wong

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Thanks

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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