Dick spice

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How did th-A fridge.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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