Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Women's rights.

Poop

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A jew go out of a bar

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Does this napkin chloroform?

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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