Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Ham sandwich

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Sorry boss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What's a small person? A midget

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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