How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

I tell an anti joke!.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

the cast of the jersey shore

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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