What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Anti Joke

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