why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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