What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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wnba

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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JEWS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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