- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

T-Dog scare me

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

You should never talk to strangers.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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