What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Knock knock Come In.......

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like to eat people

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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