GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Canada

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Society.

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:O + :P = 69

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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