Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Girls Basketball.

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ballsack

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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