Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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