Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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