What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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