- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

I'm gay. No homo.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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