How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Christians pornstars.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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you will now laugh.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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