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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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