Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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1+1 =? Too

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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