- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Women Voting

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Joay impistato is a fig

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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