- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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