John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Drunk irish man

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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knock knock who's there?

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Cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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