- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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