Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

space is fun

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Dubstep < Music

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

hi. thats what she said.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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