Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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