What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

thumb_up thumb_down +27

So a black man hails a taxi...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

thumb_up thumb_down +27

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

thumb_up thumb_down +23

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

thumb_up thumb_down +23

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops