How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

guess what chicken butt

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

knock, knock. come in.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...