Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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24!

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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How did th-A fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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