What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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c+t+c?

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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