- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

black people

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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