why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Nothing yet CC

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Stop being a centipede

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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