Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Nobody cares.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Penis.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Watch your lips.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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