- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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