Drunk irish man

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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dislike this...please.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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man boobs

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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