- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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