How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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