- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Yo daddy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

why?

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

hi

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

You just won the game...

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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