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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Knock Knock Come in

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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