- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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