What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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I'm gay. No homo.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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