Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Alex Eggbert

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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