- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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