- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

no

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint