- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Black people. They are so kind.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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