Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Hippopatomous!

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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