Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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