What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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How did th-A fridge.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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