So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Romney 2012

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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a man walks into horse bar

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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i love huge wieners.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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