- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Knock Knock Come in

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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