What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

kiss me?

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

123 Main street

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

black people

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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