Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

guess what chicken butt

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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