Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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