i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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