What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the fish say? Moo

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Yo mamas so fat.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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