- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

You should never talk to strangers.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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