- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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