- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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