What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Sorry boss

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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