No. Yes.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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