KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

fack me!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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