- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

the cast of the jersey shore

my mom raped yerr foot

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I tell an anti joke!.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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