What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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¿melano?

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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