- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Where's my tractor?

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

How did th-A fridge.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

a man walks into horse bar

Romney 2012

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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