Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Cows go moo.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Knock Knock Come in

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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