who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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