what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Yo daddy!

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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hi

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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why?

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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You just won the game...

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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#scabbers

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