- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

peter charastabopouloulous

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.