- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Matty B

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Republicans

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Murder me once, shame on you.

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