Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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( o Y o )

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Potato

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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PENlS.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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