- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

I know a black girl named beyonca.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Women Voting

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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