What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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