A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Nobody cares.

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haha, you're an orphan

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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24!

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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