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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>