- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

69, hahaha

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Black People.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

God is real

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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