- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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