Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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