- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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