- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

So. The gays. ...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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