- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Garry Glitters on here

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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