- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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