- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why? Because!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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