The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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