What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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