Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Garry Glitters on here

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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