- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

fack me!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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