Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Hey, Max!!

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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