- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

whats 2+2? 4

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