- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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