- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Matt Damon

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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