- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

asparagus

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

FAP

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

i'm not gay

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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