What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Nothing yet CC

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Anti Joke

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