Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

wnba

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

JEWS

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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