Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Women's Rights.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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