Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

How did the girl die? 25.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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