Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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