A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Black People.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why did I get raped

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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