What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the clock say? The time.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Knock knock What

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Women Voting

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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