- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Knock knock. Come in.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Nice weather we're having.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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