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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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