What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

I'm a like whore

Who has downs this joke

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Black People.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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