A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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