- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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