- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Come In.......

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Are you a human?

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

I like to eat people

why?

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

peter charastabopouloulous

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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