Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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i'm not gay

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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the real mccoy

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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