Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Canida

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Hippopatomous!

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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