Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

black people

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Spread the net.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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