knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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whats brown? poop.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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This is not a joke.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Anti Joke

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