- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

women's rights.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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