Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A. Hey.. B. Hi

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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