How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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the cast of the jersey shore

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Anti Joke

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