What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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