What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Sorry boss

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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