- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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