- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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