What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What's a small person? A midget

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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