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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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