What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Dick spice

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Knock Knock. Come in.

A russian gives away vodka.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

How did th-A fridge.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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