"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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