How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Canada

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

:O + :P = 69

Society.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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