"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

So. The gays. ...

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

womens rights to vote

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

sarah taylor

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Blarg

Yo mamas so fat.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

...NO.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

2 women were sitting quietly

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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