- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

black people

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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