- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

hi. thats what she said.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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