What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Dancing Potatoe!

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

i'm not gay

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

T-Dog scare me

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

I'm a like whore

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

God bless America, and no where else.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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