- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

No it isn't.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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