a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Facebook...

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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