- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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