how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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