Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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this is a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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A child with cancer grows up.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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