- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Sonic

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Canida

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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