What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

PENlS.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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