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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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