Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Black People.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Wheelchair high jump

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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