marshal sterio had sex

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Gadaffi

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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