knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Women's rights.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Anti Joke

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