- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

I like to eat people

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon