you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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