A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's a small person? A midget

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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24!

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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That didn't hurt.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Anti Joke

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