What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Sorry boss

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What's a small person? A midget

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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