What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

I tell an anti joke!.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

whats 2+2? 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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