in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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