- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the clock say? The time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

your a towel.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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