- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Nothing yet CC

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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