How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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