who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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A blind man walks into a bar

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Women's rights

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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How did th-A fridge.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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