Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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