Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Knock knock What

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Women Voting

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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