What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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