What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Cancer.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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man boobs

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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