What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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How did th-A fridge.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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