A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Sorry boss

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

you will now laugh.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

guess what? chicken butt.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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