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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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