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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

I'm off to my tank guys!

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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