Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Romney 2012

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

i love huge wieners.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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