Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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