What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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I like to eat people

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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