What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Women Voting

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Ham sandwich

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Are you a human?

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Mitt Romney.

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