- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Women's rights.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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