- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

why?

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Women's Rights.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Mitt Romney.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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