what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

ballsack

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

i'm not gay

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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