- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walks into horse bar

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??