Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

minecraft

Ouch.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

knock, knock. come in.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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