What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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¿melano?

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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