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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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