- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What number comes after 29? 30.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's 9+10=? 19

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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