Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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How did th-A fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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