What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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hello

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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ballsack

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hey bill!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

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