i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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