Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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