- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Does this napkin chloroform?

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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