- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Ouch.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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