I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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123 Main street

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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