- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

guess what? chicken butt.

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