What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

2 women were sitting quietly

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Do you need any assistance?

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

why?

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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