minecraft

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Jared Gough is a slut

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

womens rights to vote

Yo mamas so fat.

Are you a human?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...