That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

LOL May Wong

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Garry Glitters on here

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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