- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What did the clock say? The time.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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