- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

asian, do math

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.