- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

How did th-A fridge.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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