- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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