What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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hi

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You just won the game...

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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