Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Vagina ass.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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PUDDING

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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MICHAEL

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Anti Joke

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