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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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