Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did I get raped

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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If you are my friend like it!

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Which one is hardest?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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