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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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