- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

I tell an anti joke!.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Knock Knock. Come in.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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