What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So. The gays. ...

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

why?

...NO.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Blarg

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Republicans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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