why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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68 :)

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Thanks

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Video Games

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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JEWS

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Anti Joke

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