What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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68 :)

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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JEWS

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Your time.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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