Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Farts smell bad!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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