What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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