Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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