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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why did I get raped

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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