A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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I'm banging your sister.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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