- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Hearpin my durp

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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