- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

LOL May Wong

A child with cancer grows up.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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