YOLO MAH BROLO

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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whats 2+2? 4

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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