why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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minecraft

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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