- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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