- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Jared Gough is a slut

womens rights to vote

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Are you a human?

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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