Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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