A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Women.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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knock knock go away ok

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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