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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

How did th-A fridge.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Who is a knob? ross d

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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