A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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why?

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Women Voting

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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