How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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a man walks into horse bar

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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