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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Farts smell bad!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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