- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

What's better than sex? Nothing

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Do you know what they say? Words

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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