- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Christians pornstars.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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