I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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i'm not gay

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