what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

fack me!

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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