- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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