A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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You just won the game...

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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asparagus

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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