The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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