- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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