- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Sonic

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Dani barton= lovely

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Dancing Potatoe!

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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