Wheelchair high jump

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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hi. thats what she said.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Christians pornstars.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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