What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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