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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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