What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why?

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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You just won the game...

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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#scabbers

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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