What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Black People.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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who is awesome? no one...

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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whats brown? poop.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Dubstep < Music

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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