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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

I'm gay. No homo.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

The weels on the bus go...flat

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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