Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

I tell an anti joke!.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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