- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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