A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Black People.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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