- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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