- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy with his family.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Potato

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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