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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Why did I get raped

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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