What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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a man walks into horse bar

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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