Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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I hate blackniggers

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I'm a like whore

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hello

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ballsack

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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