What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Your mother is a man.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock knock Come In.......

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The penn state football administration

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I like to eat people

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

My name is never spelt right so its all good

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

thumb_up thumb_down +4

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops