- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

fack me!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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