Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Knock knock Come In.......

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Women's Rights.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Civil Rights.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

No it isn't.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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