Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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peter charastabopouloulous

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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asparagus

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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