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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How did th-A fridge.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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