Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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