- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

hey bill!

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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