Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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