- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Women's Rights.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

An Asian walks out of the library.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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