Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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