Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Anti Joke

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