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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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