- Anti Joke

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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