Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Society.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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I'm banging your sister.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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