- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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