Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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a man walks into horse bar

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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( o Y o )

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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