When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Romney 2012

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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