Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Romney 2012

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

i love huge wieners.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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