natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Anti Joke

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