- Anti Joke

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Romney 2012

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Farts smell bad!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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