what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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I'm a like whore

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Alt F4

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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