- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

I tell an anti joke!.

a man walks into horse bar

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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