Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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PENlS.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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