http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Knock knock Come In.......

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

I like to eat people

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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