This is not a joke.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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