What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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