An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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