What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Black People.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why did I get raped

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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