- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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