- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should never talk to strangers.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why did I get raped

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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