Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Farts smell bad!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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