Jared Gough is a slut

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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