- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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