What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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