- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

Sorry boss

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Which one is hardest?

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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