KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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