natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Garry Glitters on here

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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