What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Alex Eggbert

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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I like to eat people

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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