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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Knock Knock Come in

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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