What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

I like to eat people

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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