What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Welcome To Facebook

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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