A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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