Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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