Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

fack me!

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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