Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

PENlS.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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