- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Hearpin my durp

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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