What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Black People.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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whats brown? poop.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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