- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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