What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Hashtag

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Blarg

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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