how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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