- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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