Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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