Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Hearpin my durp

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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