- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

MICHAEL

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!