Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Romney 2012

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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George Bush.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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http://anti-joke.com/

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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