- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Farts smell bad!

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Obama

Potato

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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