- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Society.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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