A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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whats brown? poop.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What abou three times

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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