What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

JEWS

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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