- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

MICHAEL

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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