What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why did the child step on a ball?

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's dead? Your mum.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Dick spice

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Romney 2012

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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