Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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