Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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68 :)

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Dislike this

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Anti Joke

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