Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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