Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

vbh

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's the deal with airline food?

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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