- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

haha, you're an orphan

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Ms. Smoot's class

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

:O + :P = 69

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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