whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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So. The gays. ...

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Women Voting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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