What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

hey bill!

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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