Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Are you a human?

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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