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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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