- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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