A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Black People.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Anti Joke

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