- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

whats brown? poop.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did I get raped

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

hi. thats what she said.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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