- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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