- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did th-A fridge.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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