Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Which one is hardest?

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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