- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

a man walks into horse bar

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Women.

Obama

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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