- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

why?

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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