- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

No it isn't.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

I have a crush on my dad.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

9/11/2001

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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