- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

im a selling a car

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

My butt!!!!!!!!

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