A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Black People.

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Why did I get raped

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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