What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Penis

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

I am on a escalator.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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