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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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