What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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I'm a like whore

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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hey bill!

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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