What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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68 :)

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Where's my tractor?

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minecraft

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Nice weather we're having.

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Dislike this

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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