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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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