Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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NASCAR

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats brown? poop.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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