What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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your a towel.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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