Nice weather we're having.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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