- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

fack me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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