Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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No. Yes.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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