- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Knock Knock Come in

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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