- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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