Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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