Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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God is real

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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