What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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