What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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