- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

whats brown? poop.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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