- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What's up? A direction...

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

i'm not gay

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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