Penis.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Society.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Anti Joke

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