Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

The penn state football administration

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

You just won the game...

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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