knock knock go away ok

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Penis

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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