What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

I saw a shovel once.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

guess what what? nothing.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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