- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Video Games

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

The penn state football administration

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

your a towel.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

You just won the game...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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