four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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fack me!

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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