A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Anti Joke

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