Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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