WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Black People.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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whats brown? poop.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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