What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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fack me!

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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hey

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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