- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Betty Whites ALIVE?

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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