Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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hello

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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hey bill!

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Anti Joke

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