- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

My mom caught me masturbating.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Wheelchair high jump

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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