Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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