- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

ugh good riddance

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Video Games

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Are you a human?

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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