what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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You just won the game...

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Enchilada

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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