Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Anti Joke

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