- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

i'm not gay

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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