What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Potato

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Garry Glitters on here

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A child with cancer grows up.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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