- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Women's Rights.

What's a small person? A midget

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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