Women.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Garry Glitters on here

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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