The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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