- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

the real mccoy

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

I'm a like whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What is 2+2? 4!

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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