- Anti Joke

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

your a towel.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.