- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Sorry boss

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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