- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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