- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A black guy with his family.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Nothing yet CC

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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