Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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knock knock go away ok

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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