What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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The penn state football administration

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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