- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Canada

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

black people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

ha.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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