Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What abou three times

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Penis.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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