knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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George Bush.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Dick spice

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Guess what? No.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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