- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is a man.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??