If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Sonic

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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asparagus

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Dani barton= lovely

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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9/11/2001

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Anti Joke

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