- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

haha, you're an orphan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Ms. Smoot's class

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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