A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

The Irish man was sober.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

12

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Penis

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Society.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Where's my tractor?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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