Nice weather we're having.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

So. The gays. ...

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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