- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What is big and white, not the moon CC

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Guess what? No.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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