A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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