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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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