- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

fack me!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A black guy with his family.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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