How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Black People.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why did I get raped

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Dubstep < Music

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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