- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Women's Rights

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

i'm not gay

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