- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

i love huge wieners.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

a man walks into horse bar

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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