Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Penis-Pump

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Where's my tractor?

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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