- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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