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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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