- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

guess what chicken butt

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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