What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

guess what what? nothing.

hello

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Alt F4

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...