- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Dancing Potatoe!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

I saw a shovel once.

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