Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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