- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Nice weather we're having.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

ugh good riddance

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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