How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

fack me!

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

George Bush does not care about black people.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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