- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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