what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Garry Glitters on here

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Dislike this

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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feces

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minecraft

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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guess what chicken butt

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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