- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A child with cancer grows up.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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