how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Women.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Obama

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Anti Joke

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