This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Are you a human?

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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