roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Facebook...

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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