- Anti Joke

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

your a towel.

You just won the game...