is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Hippopatomous!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

black people

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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