Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Sonic

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Poop

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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