- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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