- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Knock knock Come In.......

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Your mother is a man.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What did the clock say? The time.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

The penn state football administration

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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