Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

why did i fall? i got pushed!

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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