How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Penis-Pump

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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