- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

The penn state football administration

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is a man.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

You just won the game...

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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