- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Sonic

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

black people

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Canada

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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