Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

PENlS.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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