Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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a man walks into horse bar

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Anti Joke

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