the real mccoy

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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I'm a like whore

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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