Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

i'm not gay

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

God bless America, and no where else.

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