Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Are you a human?

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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