- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Farts smell bad!

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Obama

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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