Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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9/11

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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