- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

a man walks into horse bar

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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