A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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George Bush.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Anti Joke

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