- Anti Joke

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.