- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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