What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Dick spice

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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