What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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