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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No it isn't.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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