knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Nice weather we're having.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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