Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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poop

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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the real mccoy

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I'm a like whore

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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