as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Potato

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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69

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Nothing yet CC

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Anti Joke

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