- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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knock knock go away ok

The Irish man was sober.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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