Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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