- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

i'm not gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

I'm a like whore

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

hey bill!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

hi to the world fromthe world

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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