Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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