How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Where's my tractor?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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