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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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a man walks into horse bar

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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