- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

You just won the game...

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What's up? A direction...

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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