What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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