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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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