What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Penis-Pump

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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