A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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the real mccoy

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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