- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

You just won the game...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.