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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Knock knock Come In.......

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

your a towel.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

I like to eat people

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Civil Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

a man walks into a bar it hurt

No it isn't.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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