- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Six million.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

i'm not gay

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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