What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Facebook...

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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