- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why?

My butt!!!!!!!!

Women's Rights.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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