A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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