How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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fack me!

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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