A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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