so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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