- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

The Irish man was sober.

marshal sterio had sex

Penis.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

knock knock go away ok

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Where's my tractor?

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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