- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Knock Knock Come in

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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