- Anti Joke

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

whats brown and smells like shit shit