can i have a cookie no diabeto!

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Black People.

We didnt star the fire ...........

Wheelchair high jump

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

hi. thats what she said.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Christians pornstars.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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