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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

The penn state football administration

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.