- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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