- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

hi to the world fromthe world

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

My mom caught me masturbating.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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