- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Betty Whites ALIVE?

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

guess what chicken butt

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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