- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What number comes after 29? 30.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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