Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Guess what? No.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What number comes after 29? 30.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

fack me!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

No. Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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