yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Nothing yet CC

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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