Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

whats worse than flunking math? death.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Time flies like a banana.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

knock knock who's there police

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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