- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

what did one tree say to the other? move over

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

raping black women

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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