what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

No. Yes.

Stop being a centipede

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Nice weather we're having.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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