Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

haha, you're an orphan

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Ms. Smoot's class

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Penis

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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