What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Women.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Garry Glitters on here

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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