A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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69, hahaha

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hey bill!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Poop

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Anti Joke

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