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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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