- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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