- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What is the best part about football The scoring

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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