- Anti Joke

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What is black but also yellow? A song.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.