what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Women's rights.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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( o Y o )

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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No. Yes.

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wnba

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Potato

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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