What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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vbh

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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