- Anti Joke

Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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