Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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don't look behind you

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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