What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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