What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Woman's rights.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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your a towel.

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You just won the game...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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