- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

guess what what? nothing.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

who is awesome? no one...

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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