What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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