Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Your social life

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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marshal sterio had sex

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Where's my tractor?

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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