What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why did I get raped

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

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