- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

hey bill!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

My mom caught me masturbating.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Black People.

obama

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Wheelchair high jump

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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