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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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