Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Blarg

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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