four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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No. Yes.

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PENlS.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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wnba

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Potato

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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no

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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