You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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