- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

poo poo you you doo doo too too

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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