1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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women have rights

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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A jew go out of a bar

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