What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Nothing yet CC

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

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