What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Sorry boss

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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