- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

W.N.B.A.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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