This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Women

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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asparagus

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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black people

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