Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Penis

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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I am on a escalator.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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