- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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