What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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hey bill!

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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