- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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