What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

why?

I like pom

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

You just won the game...

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Ryan Chang is funny.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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