- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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