- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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