- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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