Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What is next?

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

¿melano?

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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