How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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George Bush.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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