What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Penis.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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