- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Matty B

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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