A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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FAP

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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guess what what? nothing.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

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