Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Nobody cares.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Watch your lips.

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democracy

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Q

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Anti Joke

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