why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What did the clock say? The time.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Women Voting

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Alex Eggbert

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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