- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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2 women were sitting quietly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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