- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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