- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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