- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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