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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

black people

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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