- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Justin Beiber

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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