*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

A baby seal walks into a club...

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

womens rights to vote

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Are you a human?

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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