what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

I'm a like whore

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

the real mccoy

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What is 2+2? 4!

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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