Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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