- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

hi. thats what she said.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Christians pornstars.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Which one is hardest?

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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