- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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