A jew go out of a bar

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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PENlS.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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No. Yes.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Nice weather we're having.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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