- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Ouch.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Knock knock. Come in.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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