- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Penis.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

knock knock go away ok

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Where's my tractor?

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

George Bush.

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