Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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9/11

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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ugh good riddance

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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