- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

No. Yes.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

( o Y o )

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Potato

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Women's rights.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Garry Glitters on here

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