A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Society.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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marshal sterio had sex

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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the cast of the jersey shore

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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