- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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