- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

No it isn't.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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