Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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