Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

PENlS.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Women's rights.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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