roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Blarg

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Are you a human?

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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