- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown? poop.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

i dislike sack in my mouth

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

how did the little girl die cancer

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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