- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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