What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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MICHAEL

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Enchilada

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Women's Rights

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Civil Rights.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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asparagus

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Hippopatomous!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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