So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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poop

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Poop

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I'm a like whore

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the real mccoy

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Alt F4

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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NASCAR

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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