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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

hi to the world fromthe world

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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