Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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That didn't hurt.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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