What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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