- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

I saw a shovel once.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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