- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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