- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Sorry boss

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Black Veil Brides.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Watch your lips.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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