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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

This is not a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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