- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Black People.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why did I get raped

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

hi. thats what she said.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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