- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Women's rights.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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