Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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