- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Nice weather we're having.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Knock knock. Death.

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