Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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FAP

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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