Nobody cares.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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marshal sterio had sex

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Matt Damon

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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