A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Women Voting

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Six million.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Wats a joke?

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Hippopatomous!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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