Nobody cares.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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:O + :P = 69

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Smart Blondes

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Women's rights

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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