- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

fack me!

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

A black guy with his family.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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