(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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You just won the game...

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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asparagus

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Six million.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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