why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Women

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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