- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What is 2+2? 4!

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

My mom caught me masturbating.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Black People.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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