Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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