- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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