- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How did th-A fridge.

Where's my tractor?

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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