What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Woman's rights

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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