as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What's 9+10=? 19

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

feces

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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