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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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