- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

I saw a shovel once.

God bless America, and no where else.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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