Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Potato.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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