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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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