- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why did the child step on a ball?

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Where's my tractor?

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Romney 2012

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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