You just won the game...

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Women's Rights

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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