- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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