Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Six million.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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