Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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