- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

im a selling a car

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

knock, knock. come in.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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