Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Enchilada

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Civil Rights.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Sonic

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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