- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Cows go moo.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What's dead? Your mum.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

women have rights

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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