Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Sorry boss

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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you will now laugh.

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