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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What did the clock say? The time.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Knock knock Come In.......

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I have a crush on my dad.

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