wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Sonic

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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