Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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