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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Knock knock What

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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