- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Where's my shotgun

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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