Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What's dead? Your mum.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's after 9/11? 9/12

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Dick spice

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Romney 2012

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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