- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

why?

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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