how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Are you a human?

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

You just won the game...

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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