- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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