What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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God is real

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why did I get raped

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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