- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

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