- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Where's my tractor?

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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