- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

I'm a like whore

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*