- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Nice weather we're having.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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