What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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