why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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7

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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a man walks into horse bar

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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i love huge wieners.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

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