What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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That didn't hurt.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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