- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Blarg

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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