Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Where's my tractor?

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

the cast of the jersey shore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How did th-A fridge.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

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