What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Canada

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Women's football

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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