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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Penis

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Society.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Cows go moo.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Where's my tractor?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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