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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

9/11/2001

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Canada

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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