what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What is next?

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Ha

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Women's rights...

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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