I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Wats a joke?

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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