How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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