What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Potato

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Garry Glitters on here

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Anti Joke

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