- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Blarg

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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