What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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George Bush.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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