what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Potato.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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