A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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