- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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