yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Garry Glitters on here

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Dislike this

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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minecraft

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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