- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Dick spice

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Romney 2012

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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