Women's Rights

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You just won the game...

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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asparagus

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Wats a joke?

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Six million.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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