- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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