- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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