Black People.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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whats brown? poop.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Sorry boss

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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