- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

fack me!

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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