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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Society.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Where's my tractor?

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Matt Damon

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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