A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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