why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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whats brown? poop.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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