A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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