Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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