Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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