- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

JEWS

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Your time.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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