- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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