What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Black People.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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