- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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