Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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