What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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