wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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