Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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