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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What did the clock say? The time.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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