- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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