- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What's dead? Your mum.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Cows go moo.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

women have rights

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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