Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Garry Glitters on here

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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