- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Potato

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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