the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Thanks

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Dislike this

Nice weather we're having.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

ugh good riddance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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