whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Video Games

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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your a towel.

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You just won the game...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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