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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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