What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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your a towel.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Enchilada

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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