What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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guess what what? nothing.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Alt F4

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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God is real

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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