Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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hi. thats what she said.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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