- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

hello

I'm a like whore

i'm not gay

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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