What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Sorry boss

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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