How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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