- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

A child with cancer grows up.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

No. Yes.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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