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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Nice weather we're having.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Where's my tractor?

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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