- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

My mom caught me masturbating.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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