What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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