Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

ugh good riddance

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Blarg

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Knock knock Come In.......

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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