Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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You just won the game...

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Women's Rights

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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