Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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24!

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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