There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Society.

24!

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

the cast of the jersey shore

How did th-A fridge.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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