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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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hey bill!

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Poop

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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