How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Nothing yet CC

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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