Two women were sitting quietly.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Penis

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Cows go moo.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Where's my tractor?

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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