- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What's a small person? A midget

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

:O + :P = 69

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Your social life

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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