What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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