Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What's a small person? A midget

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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24!

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knock knock go away ok

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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