- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Society.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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