- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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