How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Guess what? No.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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