who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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you will now laugh.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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