You just won the game...

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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