A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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