- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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