Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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