- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Farts smell bad!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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