- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

whats brown? poop.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did I get raped

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

hi. thats what she said.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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