- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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