what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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the cast of the jersey shore

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How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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