Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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whats brown? poop.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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