- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Enchilada

Alex Eggbert

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

nine...eleven

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Where's my shotgun

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??