Women Voting

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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