- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

haha, you're an orphan

Nobody cares.

Ms. Smoot's class

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

:O + :P = 69

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Smart Blondes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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