- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am on a escalator.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What is big and white, not the moon CC

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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