: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Women Voting

Blarg

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Are you a human?

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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