- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

God bless America, and no where else.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did I get raped

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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