why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Black People.

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whats brown? poop.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Christians pornstars.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Anti Joke

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