- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

hey bill!

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What is 2+2? 4!

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Black People.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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