why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Facebook...

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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The penn state football administration

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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