- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

No. Yes.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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