- Anti Joke

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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