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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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The penn state football administration

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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