Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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