A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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