- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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