A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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69, hahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Black People.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why did I get raped

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Anti Joke

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