- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Dancing Potatoe!

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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