Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Blarg

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

ugh good riddance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Your mother is a man.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Knock knock Come In.......

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