roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

minecraft

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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