What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Blarg

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Video Games

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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