why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Do you need any assistance?

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

How old are you? 20

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

2 women were sitting quietly

What did the clock say? The time.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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