Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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W.N.B.A.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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math test 2=2

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Anti Joke

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