What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

No. Yes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

9/11

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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