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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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