- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A jew go out of a bar

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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