- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Where's my tractor?

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