Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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wnba

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Potato

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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