- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

fack me!

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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