- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Potato.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Society.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

George Bush.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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