- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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