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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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