What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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why?

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Women

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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