whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Are you a human?

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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