why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Poop

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Dislike this

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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