- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock, knock. come in.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A baby seal walks into a club...

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Are you a human?

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

why?

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Women Voting

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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