What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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