- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Watch your lips.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

That didn't hurt.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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