What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Blarg

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Your mother is a man.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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