- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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