What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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