- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

math test 2=2

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Watch your lips.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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