Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Where is my tractor?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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