i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

I saw a shovel once.

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