p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

I am on a escalator.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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