A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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12

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Penis

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Society.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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