- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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