How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Penis

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Society.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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How did th-A fridge.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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