A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Poop

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

poop

thumb_up thumb_down -11

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

thumb_up thumb_down -17

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops