A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What is 2+2? 4!

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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