What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Hippopatomous!

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Where's my shotgun

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Girls Basketball.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

69, hahaha

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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