- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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