Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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the real mccoy

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Hi

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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space is fun

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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