Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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fabien

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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you will now laugh.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What abou three times

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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