Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Women's sports

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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