Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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the real mccoy

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Men's rights.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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