A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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motley crew

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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