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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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