If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Ass

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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