What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

womens rights to vote

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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