How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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