ballsack

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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I saw a shovel once.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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