Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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math test 2=2

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Anti Joke

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