- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

you will now laugh.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

knock knock go away ok

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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