chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Civil Rights.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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