Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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knock knock go away ok

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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24!

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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