- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Women's rights.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

fack me!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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