Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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fabien

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Which one is hardest?

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Penis.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Black Veil Brides.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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