How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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a man walks into horse bar

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Women's rights.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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