If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Jared Gough is a slut

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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