- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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