you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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