what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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