Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Knock Knock Come in

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

A russian gives away vodka.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

whats 2+2? 4

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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