Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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The Irish man was sober.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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marshal sterio had sex

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Matt Damon

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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