- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Where's my shotgun

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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