Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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I saw a shovel once.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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NASCAR

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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whats brown? poop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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