four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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A child with cancer grows up.

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fack me!

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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hey

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Garry Glitters on here

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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