A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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guess what chicken butt

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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