There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

fack me!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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