A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

a man walks into horse bar

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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