- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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