- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

fack me!

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

No. Yes.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

9/11

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's 9+10=? 19

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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