- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What did the fish say? Moo

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