- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Yo mamas so fat.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

MICHAEL

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What did the clock say? The time.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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