- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

What abou three times

haha, you're an orphan

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Penis.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

knock knock go away ok

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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