- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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