- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

alert("The Game");//

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

no

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

verry nice how mUCH?

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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