Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Where's my shotgun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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