Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

A blind man walks into a bar

Penis.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Agricultural production fell significantly.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Women's sports

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Watch your lips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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