Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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knock knock who's there police

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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poop

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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