What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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I saw a shovel once.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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God bless America, and no where else.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Poop

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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alert('hiiii');

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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NASCAR

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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