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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Garry Glitters on here

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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