I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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A Banana wrote this...

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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