- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Dick spice

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Romney 2012

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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