- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

women have rights

Knock Knock. Come in.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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