What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What's up? A direction...

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

what is big and white? the moon

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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