What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Dick spice

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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