What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Nice weather we're having.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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