Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What's 9+10=? 19

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

A baby seal walks into a club...

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A seal walks into a club.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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