- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

haha, you're an orphan

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Penis.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

knock knock go away ok

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

what colour is a frog green you idiot

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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