Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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