Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Civil Rights.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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