A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Republicans

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Anti Joke

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