There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Civil Rights.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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