What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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I saw a shovel once.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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FAP

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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