- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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