roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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George Bush.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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