What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why? Because!

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

The penn state football administration

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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