What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Farts smell bad!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Obama

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Potato

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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