- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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