What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

black people

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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