- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

hi. thats what she said.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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