What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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