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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

No. Yes.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Nice weather we're having.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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