- Anti Joke

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

5 Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe