- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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