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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

So. The gays. ...

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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