- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Dancing Potatoe!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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