- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Smart Blondes

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Women's rights

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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