Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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