Matt Damon

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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women have rights

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Q

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A jew go out of a bar

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Potato

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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