There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

I like pom

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

You just won the game...

why?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Ryan Chang is funny.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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