- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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