- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Matty B

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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