Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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