- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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