- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

women have rights

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

George Bush.

Dick spice

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Guess what? No.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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