- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

fack me!

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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