marshal sterio had sex

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

democracy

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Penis-Pump

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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