A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Knock knock Come In.......

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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