- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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