- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Knock Knock Come in

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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