What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

The penn state football administration

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

why am i on this site? cause its funny

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

You just won the game...

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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