What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

PENlS.

No. Yes.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

A jew go out of a bar

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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