Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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