- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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