Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

knock knock go away ok

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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