- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Where's my shotgun

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hi my name is Jim

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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