- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

I am on a escalator.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What is big and white, not the moon CC

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Guess what? No.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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