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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's dead? Your mum.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Romney 2012

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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