Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Where is my tractor?

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

haha, you're an orphan

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Ms. Smoot's class

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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