What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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motley crew

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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