so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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hey bill!

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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