What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Comedy.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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No. Yes.

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Poop

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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