I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did the clock say? The time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Woman's rights

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just won the game...

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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