- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my shotgun

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Hi my name is Jim

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What's red and has wheels a red car....

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

I saw a shovel once.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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