- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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