On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Are you a human?

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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