- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Why did I get raped

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