Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

the real mccoy

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Alt F4

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

hey bill!

What is 2+2? 4!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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