- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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