What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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what's red and blue? your heart

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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If you are my friend like it!

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Sorry boss

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What abou three times

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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