Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Are you a human?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Alex Eggbert

Enchilada

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

hi

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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