- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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