Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

So. The gays. ...

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

minecraft

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

This site is easy to upload to...

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

JEWS

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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