why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Facebook...

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Why? Because!

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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The penn state football administration

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Anti Joke

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