Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Where's my shotgun

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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