What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

A blind man walks into a bar

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Women's football

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

marshal sterio had sex

That didn't hurt.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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