- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

69, hahaha

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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