Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

poop

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

I'm a like whore

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

hey bill!

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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