why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

No. Yes.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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