If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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fack me!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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hey

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Garry Glitters on here

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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