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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Where's my tractor?

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Dislike this

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Nice weather we're having.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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