Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Your social life

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

democracy

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Q

my mom raped yerr foot

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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