A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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No. Yes.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Poop

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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JEWS

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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