knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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69

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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minecraft

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