- Anti Joke

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.