What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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