Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Where is my tractor?

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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