Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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