Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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This site is easy to upload to...

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Are you a human?

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

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