- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Romney 2012

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

a man walks into horse bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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