A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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