Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Nice weather we're having.

Dislike this

So. The gays. ...

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Are you a human?

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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