Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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