- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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