- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

What abou three times

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

haha, you're an orphan

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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