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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Where's my shotgun

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Hi my name is Jim

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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i'm not gay

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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