A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A seal walks into a club.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Blarg

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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