what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Anti Joke

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