Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Anti Joke

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