What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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