- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Why did I get raped

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