- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Knock Knock Come in

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Farts smell bad!

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Potato

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

No. Yes.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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