- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Blarg

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