wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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