Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Women's rights

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Dick spice

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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