Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Dick spice

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Romney 2012

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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