Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Penis.

Penis

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Potato.

Why did the child step on a ball?

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Where's my tractor?

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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