Ha

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Poop

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Republicans

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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