What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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