Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

My mom caught me masturbating.

space is fun

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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