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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God bless America, and no where else.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

My mom caught me masturbating.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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