Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock knock. Come in.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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