Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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