- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

your a towel.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

I like to eat people

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

No it isn't.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Civil Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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