- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

don't look behind you

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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