- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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