- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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