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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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