Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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feces

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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im a selling a car

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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