- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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