Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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