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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

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