- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Hippopatomous!

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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