- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What did the fish say? Moo

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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