- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Agricultural production fell significantly.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Society.

Women's rights

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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