Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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whats brown? poop.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Where is my tractor?

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math test 2=2

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