Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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No. Yes.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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