A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Knock Knock Come in

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Obama

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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