Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Penis

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How did th-A fridge.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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