what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Potato.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

There's no "i" in tim.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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