Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Women's football

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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