- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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