Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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