- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

how did the little girl die cancer

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's a small person? A midget

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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