What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Your mother is a man.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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why?

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Women

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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