I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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monkey sponge

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Drunk irish man

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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