Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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hey bill!

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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whats brown? poop.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What abou three times

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