Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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