- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

i dislike sack in my mouth

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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