why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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