What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Where is my tractor?

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Sorry boss

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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you will now laugh.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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