Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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space is fun

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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obama

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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