Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

poop

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

God bless America, and no where else.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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