- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What is big and white, not the moon CC

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Guess what? No.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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