Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Are you a human?

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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