- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's better than sex? Nothing

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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