I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Women's Rights

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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