- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Penis-Pump

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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