- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

I am on a escalator.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What is big and white, not the moon CC

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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