- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Penis

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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