hi. thats what she said.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Christians pornstars.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

you will now laugh.

baby loves lalma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Nobody cares.

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