A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

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