Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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A russian gives away vodka.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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