- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Women's rights.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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