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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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