A jew go out of a bar

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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George Bush.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Anti Joke

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