Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Penis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Watch your lips.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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