- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

knock knock go away ok

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