- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

the cast of the jersey shore

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

women have rights

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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