- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Knock Knock Come in

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Obama

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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