- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

hey bill!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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