Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Your social life

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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marshal sterio had sex

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Matt Damon

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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women have rights

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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