- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

what did one tree say to the other? move over

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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