Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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