Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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