Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Republicans

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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