- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Knock Knock Come in

can't wait until the baby boomers die

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What is brown and sticky? Poop

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Women's rights.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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