Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

No. Yes.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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