A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

fack me!

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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