- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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