- Anti Joke

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped