Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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W.N.B.A.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Where is my tractor?

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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