- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Wats a joke?

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

The weels on the bus go...flat

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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