If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Matt Damon

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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save water shower with friends

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Q

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Obama

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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