So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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hi. thats what she said.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Christians pornstars.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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you will now laugh.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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