Women's rights

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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George Bush.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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