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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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