Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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alert("The Game");//

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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I like to eat people

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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