A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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You just won the game...

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Woman's rights

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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