Nobody cares.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Anti Joke

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