what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Where is my tractor?

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Women's Rights.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Penis.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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