- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Dancing Potatoe!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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