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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Woman's rights

You just won the game...

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

9/11/2001

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

black people

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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