What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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feces

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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