What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Dick spice

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

George Bush.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Guess what? No.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

i love huge wieners.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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