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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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