What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Civil Rights.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Sonic

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Where's my shotgun

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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