- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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