What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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