What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Where is my tractor?

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math test 2=2

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Women's Rights.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Penis.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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