What is 2+2? 4!

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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whats brown? poop.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Christians pornstars.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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