- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Black people. They are so kind.

Knock knock What

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Women Voting

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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