Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Black People.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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