- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Hi Shelby!!

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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