What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

I like to eat people

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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