- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Mitt Romney.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Wats a joke?

Hippopatomous!

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

kiss me?

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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