Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

A jew go out of a bar

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

No. Yes.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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