Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Women's Rights

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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You just won the game...

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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