- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

Hippopatomous!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How did the priest die? Masterbation

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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