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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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