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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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