- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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