Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Potato

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Hi Shelby!!

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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