ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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whats brown? poop.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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