- Anti Joke

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Black people. They are so kind.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

A baby seal walks into a club...

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Knock knock What