- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

guess what what? nothing.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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