what is big and white? the moon

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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W.N.B.A.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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