- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Jared Gough is a slut

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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