I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Guess what? Holocaust

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

The penn state football administration

Whats funnier than 24? 25

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Dani barton= lovely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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