Knock knock. Death.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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The penn state football administration

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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