what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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