- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Black People.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

haha, you're an orphan

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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