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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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