I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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9/11

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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