Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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The Bible

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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