What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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