What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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