If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Where is my tractor?

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haha, you're an orphan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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