- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Because!

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Woman's rights.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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