A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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a black guy leaves prison

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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