Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Obama

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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