- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

2 women were sitting quietly

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Jake Bowar

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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