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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

A black goes to college

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What's dead? Your mum.

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