Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Unnnnnnnn

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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