Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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women's rights

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Asians

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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fkda

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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guess what what? nothing.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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