- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Women's Rights.

What's a small person? A midget

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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