A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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