What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Guess what? No.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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