- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What is next?

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

connor sucks

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I like to eat people

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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