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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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