Why did I get raped

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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hi. thats what she said.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Sorry boss

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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