Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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hi. thats what she said.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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