whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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