Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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I like to eat people

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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i like tits

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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K

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Womens rights

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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