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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

a man walks into horse bar

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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