- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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