- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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