Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

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