- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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