- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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