If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Garry Glitters on here

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Anti Joke

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