- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

I saw a shovel once.

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