- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

connor sucks

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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