- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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