- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Cold camel scrotum.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Knock Knock Come in

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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