wanna hear a joke? not really

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A jew go out of a bar

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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