Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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