Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What's up? The sky.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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