Where's my shotgun

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Hi my name is Jim

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

I saw a shovel once.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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