What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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That's Racist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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