- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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