A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Yo mamas so fat.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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