- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Society.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Matt Damon

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Where's my tractor?

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Cows go moo.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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