there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Black People.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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obama

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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