Womens' rights.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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