- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

knock, knock. come in.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

A baby seal walks into a club...

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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