3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Period Blood

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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