What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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