whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Nice weather we're having.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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minecraft

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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im a selling a car

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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