- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

the cast of the jersey shore

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Cows go moo.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Dick spice

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

George Bush.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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