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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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