Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Black Veil Brides.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A russian gives away vodka.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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