a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Anti Joke

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