The Holocaust

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Women's rights.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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