- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you a human?

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Woman's rights.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Knock knock Come In.......

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