- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Black People.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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