Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Penis.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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