why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Enchilada

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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