- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

OGC - tilt your head

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

dislike this...please.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

women's rights

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Wade's the father

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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