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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

We didnt star the fire ...........

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

hi. thats what she said.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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