Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Obama

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Women.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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