- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sorry boss

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

What abou three times

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

haha, you're an orphan

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Nobody cares.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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