Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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