A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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