An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

wanna hear a joke? not really

How do u shit With ur ass

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Where's my tractor?

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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