Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

women

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Where's my tractor?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Your Mom.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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