Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Six million.

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kiss me?

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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FAP

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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