People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Blarg

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Knock knock Come In.......

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Your mother is a man.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Anti Joke

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