What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Sorry boss

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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