What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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