why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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zebras

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Your mom

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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This is not a joke.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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anti jokes

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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