- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

don't look behind you

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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