A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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whats brown? poop.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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