Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Wade's the father

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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