How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

asian drivers.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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