Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

"Up to 50% off."

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Meow.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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