Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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You just won the game...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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your a towel.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Hippopatomous!

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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