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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Hello

What's up? The sky.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

what do gay people eat?? food

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

kiss me?

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Chuck Norris.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Reed is poopin

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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