Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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9/11

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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