- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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