What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Enchilada

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

You just won the game...

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Civil Rights.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Sonic

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Where's my shotgun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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