Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Thanks

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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