I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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poop

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I'm a like whore

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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hey bill!

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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whats brown? poop.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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