What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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