why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Obama

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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