a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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