- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

a man walks into horse bar

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

i love huge wieners.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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