- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A child with cancer grows up.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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