- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Dislike this

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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