- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

i love huge wieners.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Guess what? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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