You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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hot diggity dog

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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My butt!!!!

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