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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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