- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

Your time.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

hi michael

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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