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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What's 9+10=? 19

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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