- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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