- Anti Joke

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!