- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Why? Because!

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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