Two women were sitting quietly.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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