Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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