What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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