Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Anagram.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Don't think of granny porn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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