Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

peter charastabopouloulous

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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