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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Women's rights.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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