- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Paul Dylan King!

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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