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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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The 13th Amendment...

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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