what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Womens rights

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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69

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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