How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Reed is poopin

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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