- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What is 2+2? 4!

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

My mom caught me masturbating.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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