what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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