What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Romney 2012

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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