- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Women's Rights

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

No it isn't.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Hippopatomous!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Woman's rights

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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