- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Womens rights

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

your mom

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

knock knock who's there?

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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