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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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OGC - tilt your head

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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NASCAR

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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