Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Murder me once, shame on you.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Turn around.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Land Rovers

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Anti Joke

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