An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A black guy with his family.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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