- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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