Enchilada

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what do gay people eat?? food

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock knock What

thumb_up thumb_down +8

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Ryan Chang is funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops