- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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peter charastabopouloulous

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

rape that shit

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

black people

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

OBAMA

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

canaan and mallory

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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