- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Where is my tractor?

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's a small person? A midget

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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