- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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