- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why was Timmy sad?

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why did the child step on a ball?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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like for a handjob.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Your mother

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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