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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Does this napkin chloroform?