- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What is a question?

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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