- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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