Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why was Timmy sad?

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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