Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A jew went to Germany.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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