- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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