Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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