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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Asians

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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