What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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save water shower with friends

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Gadaffi

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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