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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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