We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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whats brown? poop.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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