What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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