What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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whats brown? poop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Christians pornstars.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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