- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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