- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Dear Board of education, so are we.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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