- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

fack me!

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

A black guy with his family.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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