What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Penis-Pump

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Q

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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