viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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So. The gays. ...

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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minecraft

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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