- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

fack me!

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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