- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

What abou three times

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

haha, you're an orphan

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Penis.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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