Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Penis-Pump

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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