- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

There's no "i" in tim.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Potato.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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