Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Women Voting

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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