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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

My mom caught me masturbating.

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