What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What time is it? 10:58

Jared Gough is a slut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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