- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What would you rather do or drag a board?

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