What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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