What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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The Irish man was sober.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Potato.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Where's my tractor?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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