- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

I saw a shovel once.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Who has downs this joke

hey bill!

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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