a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what happens during a climax apples

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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