- Anti Joke

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What did the clock say? The time.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A baby seal walks into a club...

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What did the clock say? The time.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A baby seal walks into a club...

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What did the clock say? The time.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!