Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Penis

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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