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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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