A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Cold camel scrotum.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

i love huge wieners.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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