How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Womens rights.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Obama is a good president.

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wow garlic, yum

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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