What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Womens rights.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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German sausage is the wurst

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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wow garlic, yum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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