F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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