Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Obama is a good president.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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German sausage is the wurst

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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