A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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8============D PEN1S

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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