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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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