:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Womens rights.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Obama is a good president.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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