Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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8============D PEN1S

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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