Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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