- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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