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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

Womens rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

Obama is a good president.

why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

wow garlic, yum

How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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