Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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wow garlic, yum

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