What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Miscarriages.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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