- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Giving birth to the antichrist

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Miscarriages.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Gadaffi

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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