Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Oliver's friends

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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