- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

I had a dream I watched Inception.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

The jets are a good team..

8=D

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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