what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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