Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

women's rights

Knock Knock Come in!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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