- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Well, this is fun.

Women's rights.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

The jets are a good team..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Global Warming.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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