Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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gay marriage.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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God is religiously proven to be real

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