What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Aodhan Hearty

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's big? Jupiter.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

i am predestal

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

minorities

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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