Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Jasper sucks.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Men's rights

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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PENIS

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Benevolent villain.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

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