- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why were corners made? For crying.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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