- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Small breasts.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Exactly what?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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