IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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