A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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the WNBA

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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gay marriage.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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PENIS

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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hi my name is? joe

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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