Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

amy copied adams haircut :0

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Pickle!

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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