- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Your life That's the joke

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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