whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

i am predestal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

a horse walks into a barn

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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