A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why....... Because.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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