What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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^that joke's not funny

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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