A fish walks into a bar

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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i am predestal

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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a horse walks into a barn

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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An Irishman stays home

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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