- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why....... Because.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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