- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Small breasts.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What will happen when a black person die they die

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

SAY

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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