Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Please don't rape me.

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Men's rights

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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hi my name is? joe

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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poop.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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