Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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