A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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