Black Poeple

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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