What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Small breasts.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Freedom of Speech

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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