does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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kennah campion... being nice

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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