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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

That's what he said.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why....... Because.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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