What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Canada

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Anti Joke

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