-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why....... Because.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Herman Cain

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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