Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Chocolate tastes good.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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