- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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