- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's big? Jupiter.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

i am predestal

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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