a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

God is religiously proven to be real

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A black succeeds

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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