Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Hitler

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Hello world

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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marble

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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