Jasper sucks.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Three men walked into a metal pole

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Johnny just finished his pie.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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