- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

God is religiously proven to be real

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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