whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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poop.........

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

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