A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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I won the game.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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josh simpson has cancer

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Anti Joke

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