- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Jasper sucks.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Please don't rape me.

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