How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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That's what he said.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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