What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Men's rights

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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