- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

hi my name is? joe

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

how do you stop a train? you cant..

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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