two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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