Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

9:11 make a wish

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

a horse walks into a barn

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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