- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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