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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Nobody cares maddie!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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