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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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