Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Tony Romo

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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