- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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