A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Yes

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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