hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A dancer walks into a barre

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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