- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How old are you? 7

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Nobody cares maddie!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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