- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

knock knock Goodbye

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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