- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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