What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock knock knock OCD

Nobody cares maddie!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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