- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

civil rights

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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