What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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