Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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