What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Cripples are lame.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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