- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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