What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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