- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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