Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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