- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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