- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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