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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red poo is poo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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