- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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