- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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