- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How old is victor? Half past dead

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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