Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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