There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why? Because.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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the WNBA.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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