What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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