A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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