why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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