- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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