Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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