What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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