- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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