- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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