- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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