- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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