Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I Have a Black Friend

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

So a man walks into a bar, right?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops