- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Potassium? K.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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