- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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