Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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