Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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