- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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