How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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