- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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