- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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