What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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