- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A young baby died.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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