- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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