Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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