- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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