So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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