man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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