- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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