- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I think everybody should have a penis.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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