- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Im taking a shit right now.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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