- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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