did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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