13 =B you just learned something

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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