What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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