- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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