- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Do you play piano? No

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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