- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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