- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Pain Olympics.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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