What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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