- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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