What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Robin, get in the car!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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