- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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