- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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