Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

I'm homeless.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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