What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red Im adopted

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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