- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Black people

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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