- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Get on your knees Ho

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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