Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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