"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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