Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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