A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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