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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

knock knock come in!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

A woman walks into a bar.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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