what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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