- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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