- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A lot eh?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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