- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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