- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

this website is a bad joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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