- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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