- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Im taking a shit right now.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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