- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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