Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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