How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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