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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

12/23/2012

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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