- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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