- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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