A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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