Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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