- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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