Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

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