What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Anti Joke

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