- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

anti jokes are really funny

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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