- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

I think everybody should have a penis.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Communism hehe xd

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

roses are red poo is poo

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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