What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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i'm hard

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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