- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

I'm Polish.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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