- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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