What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I'm Polish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Communism hehe xd

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Anti Joke

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