- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........