- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

i'm hard

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

9/11 my birthday

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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