- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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