- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I'm Polish.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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