Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Sarah Palin.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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