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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock Knock Come in

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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