- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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