- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

whats gay and american? a gay american

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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