- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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