Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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