- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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