Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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