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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

human centipede

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

9/11 my birthday

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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