- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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