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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

My spelling is horrible

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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