- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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