What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's just not right? Left

thumb_up thumb_down +38

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Where would canada be without nature? still here

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What long black and tasty? Licorice

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops