- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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