Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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A dog was barking at a tree

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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