Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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