- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what's funny about war? nothing!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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