- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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