A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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