- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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