what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Hello

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