- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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