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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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