- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

pobody's nerfect

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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