- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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