An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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