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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why can't february march Because april may

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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