In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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