- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Justin Bieber

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Balls

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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