A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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