- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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