Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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