what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

a man checks his mypsace

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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