Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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XD Jackass.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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autistic kids rock

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