- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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