Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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