- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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