Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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