You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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