What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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