- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Kyle grund parker coffey

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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