Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yes

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

God is real.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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