Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How you know when dislextic

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Maths.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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