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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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