Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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