- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Denard Robinson

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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