Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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your life

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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civil rights

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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