Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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