- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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