- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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