Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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