A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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meatspin.fr

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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