I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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