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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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