- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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