why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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