You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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