- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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