What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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a man checks his mypsace

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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