How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Cripples are lame.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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