- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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