what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Take part of what?

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Anti Joke

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