Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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