A sober Irish individual.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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