Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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