- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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