- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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