Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Your're racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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