What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Yes

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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