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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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