Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Once upon a time a was born

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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