What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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