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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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