- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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