How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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