Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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