- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

knock knock Goodbye

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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