Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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