How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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