How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Turkey Balls

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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