- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

9/11 my birthday

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

i'm hard

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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