- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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