Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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