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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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