Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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