- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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