Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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human centipede

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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