What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Please ignore this statement.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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