- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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