- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

No your aunties a joke

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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