U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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