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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

a man checks his mypsace

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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