Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

eoin burgin is fat

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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