A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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12 in general

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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