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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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