- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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