- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

9/11 my birthday

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Pickle

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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