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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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