if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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