Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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