What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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