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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Knock knock Come in

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock Come in

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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