- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

These Jokes suck.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

woman's rights

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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