What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Read a Book.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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