Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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