Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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