- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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