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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

knock knock!? . . No.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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