Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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