How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Gay republicans

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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