John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Ily bae

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Anti Joke

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