An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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