- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Your mother just died.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Women's rights.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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