Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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