How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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your so fat. your fat!

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I like poop in my butt

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Black people

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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