Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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