- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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