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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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