Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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human centipede

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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