I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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