John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Knock knock Come in

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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