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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Death by kayak

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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