- Anti Joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.