- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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