What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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