What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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