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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

knock knock who's there? your destiny

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Chris Bosh's neck

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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