What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Once upon a time a was born

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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