what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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My mom

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why? Because.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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