hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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