- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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