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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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