Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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