a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Anti Joke

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