- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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