- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Good job, son.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

the economy.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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