- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What is the difference?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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