Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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