What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Sarah Palin.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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