- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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