what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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