A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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