Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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