So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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The New York Giants

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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