What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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