One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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