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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Who wants water? I do.

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