Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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