- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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