What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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angelo snyder is not ga

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