- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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