What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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