Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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