Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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