Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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