- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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