- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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