Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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