- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How you know when dislextic

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A sober Irish individual.

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