- Anti Joke

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.