Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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