- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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