A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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