What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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