what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Jovan

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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