- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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