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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.