- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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