What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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God is real.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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