- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

You know what's funny? Rape

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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