- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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