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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.