Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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