- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

if you don't like this you're gay

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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