Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why? Why not?

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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