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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

womens rights

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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