In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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