What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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