Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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9/11 my birthday

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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