A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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