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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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